This is where things become even more intimate.  I’m offering a personalised audio, created just for you, at a special discounted rate as a thank you for your support as a British Filth Patron.  Here’s what’s on offer:

• Exclusive access to a guaranteed custom audio
• A special rate of £28 for Patrons, saving 20% on the public rate.
• Order your audio for free and pay only when it’s ready.

What would you like to hear me say?  What name should I use?  How far should I go?  All that and more is now within your control.