British Filth

Frequently Asked Questions

To say I get asked a lot of questions about what I do here is an understatement. I’ve compiled the following list of FAQ’s to give you some answers. If there’s anything else you’d like to know, I’d be happy to chat. Please get in touch via the contact page.

About Me

I’m a British guy (duh) who creates erotic audios and an associated blog. I channel my sexuality and kinks into audios (public, paywalled via Patreon, and commissioned) which I purposefully design to arouse, empower and uplift.

As I was transitioning from one period of my life to another, one of the things I was exploring was my sexuality. As part of that journey, I wrote a short story and uploaded it to a popular erotic literature site. Whilst there I discovered erotic audio and as an experiment, recorded my own audio of the piece I’d written. The audio side of things developed from there.

As they increased in popularity, I looked for new platforms and found Tumblr. I started delivering audios there as well, and realised that the reach I had wasn’t just turning some people on, it was also having a positive, supportive impact. It was the missing piece to what I do today, which is to try and simultaneously turn you on, but be real about what I firmly believe is your inherent value and beauty.

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I’m always open to getting to know my listeners! The best place to start is by sending me a message, or consider buying access to the complete collection, where you’ll find a bunch of Q&A audios which aren’t available anywhere else. They’ll give you an insight into who I am and if you think we’d get on, say hi!

Part of the appeal of the audios I make is that they don’t limit themselves. The listener could be anybody, and they’re designed that way. You’ll never hear physical descriptions or attributes mentioned that might preclude people who’d otherwise enjoy the personal connection I try to create. For the same reason, as curious as I know some people are, I keep my physical identity a mystery. I believe that empowers the imagination to create something more impactful and visceral than would otherwise by achieved if the listener had a specific image.

Sometimes, people like to engage with me on a more personal basis and send through their own audio or pictures or even video.  You can do all of that via my contact page, but I know sending something personal can be a bit scary, so let’s talk safety.

Firstly, yes, it’s safe. This site is fully secure and so is anything you might want to send.  Aside from being safe on a tech basis, whatever you send me is also safe on a personal basis.  I won’t share it or post it anywhere else. It comes straight through to my personal email and you can expect a personal response.  Let’s interact…

A couple of factors.  Firstly, life.  I have a separate full time job in the real world and do this as a part time thing.  I wish I could go full time and one day I might consider that if the support is there, but for right now I’m juggling a few different responsibilities and don’t always have the freedom I’d need to be able to record content or add posts as much as I’d like to.

Secondly, what I do would die a quick death if I ever felt forced or obligated to produce content.  I do it for the love of the art, the connection with my listeners and to produce something of good in the world.  Doing it for expectation or deadline would compromise the quality of what I try to create.

So for those two reasons, there can occasionally be gaps in content.  I try to limit those and am constantly tweaking real life stuff to be able to spend more time with you.

If you’ve been in touch via the Tumblr blog, this could be for several reasons.  Some questions which ask or reveal personal information won’t be answered publicly for privacy reasons, so if you asked it anonymously (and the only way I can answer is publicly), it leaves me a little stuck.  I may also choose to answer other questions a little later than when they were asked so my blog doesn’t get overloaded with Q&As.  I can’t answer all the messages I’m sent publicly because there’s too many of them.

If you’ve been in touch privately, it could be that I haven’t had the time to read or respond to your message.  I try to respond as quickly as possible. If you’re getting impatient, pester.

Not on a regular basis, but most of us who have done this for some time are aware of each other and I keep in touch with a few people.  Some have finished recording and moved on to other things, some are new to this (in which case, say hello!) and others are veterans.  The beauty of this is that we all have our own unique voice and approach, so we’re not stepping on each other’s toes – each of us is doing our own thing and together, you get the full menu.

It felt totally awkward to type that question, but it does happen to be something I’m asked every now and then.  Firstly, I’d love it if you simply let me know.  I receive a lot of email but I read every message with gratitude, and respond personally whenever I can.

From a public point of view, please share this material.  Tweet it, blog it, share it with suitable friends, and let people know that immersive audio erotica exists that values and celebrates humanity instead of objectifying it.

Finally, please consider joining my Patreon, buying access to the complete audio collection, or ordering your own private audio.

I’m happy for any audio that’s publicly available to be shared anywhere you like. I just ask that you include a link back to where the original can be found (i.e. give them the opportunity to visit the blog, or this site). Please do not share audios that are exclusive to Patreon, the Complete Collection or private custom audios. If you’re not sure, just ask!

I’m afraid so 😉

When you start to listen to my work, I hope you’ll get the strong impression that things are real. If there’s one thing I want to avoid, it’s being inauthentic. So the things I say, the values I espouse and yes, the sounds and the groans… they’re all genuine and happening as I record each one.

You’ll find me on a number of different platforms, but always under the handle ‘British Filth’. The most regular place I post is on my Patreon page, which you’re welcome to visit and join. You’ll also find condensed versions of my audios on my Tumblr blog. The complete collection of public audios, several unreleased audios, some Q&A’s and archived podcasts is also available and that’s where you’ll find high quality, full length versions of everything I’ve made, other than what I post to Patreon.

Finally, I occasionally contribute to Literotica and several slimmed-down versions of my audios can be found there. If you happen to find my audios anywhere else, please let me know because I won’t have authorised the share and that’s just not cool, man.

Too late!

Look, my audios are made for adults. They usually get very sexually explicit and that means I have to ask you not to listen to them or contact me if you’re younger than 18. There are good reasons for that, and great places for you to find information, advice, somebody to talk to, etc.

Please visit Scarleteen.com – I’ve been in touch with these guys personally, and they’re there for you. I am too, just not quite yet.

Thanks for understanding.

Awesome!  Please send it to me here and I’ll let you know what I think.  I’m very open to requests and suggestions but can’t promise I’ll make them all publicly because they may not have widespread appeal.  We can definitely chat about it, though!

You’ve got a couple of options. Firstly, send me a message and let me know what it is you’d like to hear. I can’t promise I’ll make an audio that will include it, but it might spark an idea that could lead to something similar!

Alternatively, consider purchasing your own audio – something made just for you that only you will hear. You’ll be able to get as specific as you like, including names, phrases, themes and more.

Custom Audios

If you don’t receive your audio within 30 calendar days of your order, a refund is available on request.  Refunds are not otherwise available for any other reason.

Firstly, check the calendar.  Custom Audios are available from 5th of each month (if you subscribe to a British Filth Patreon), or from 10th of each month if you don’t. When that day comes, visit this page, and choose the kind of theme you want your audio to be.  Once you’ve made your choice, you head to the store and purchase a custom audio.  After your purchase, you’ll be taken to a short form I’ve designed so you can tailor your audio to your own specifications.  I’ll then be in touch directly to confirm I’ve received your order, and your custom audio will arrive shortly.  I’ve tried to make this as easy as possible for you, but also give you the opportunity to be part of the creative process.

At the moment, just PayPal. So that basically means a card, but you don’t have to have a PayPal account.

I’ll aim to get your audio to you within 10 days of your order, but please allow 2-3 weeks just in case anything comes up. I’ll keep you up to date if it’s delayed.

Simple, get in touch before you make your order. I may or may not be able to do it, depending on what you have in mind.

Yes, but they’re limited. I won’t record content that includes (or implies) non-consent of any kind, humiliation, harm or self-harm.

Probably. It really depends on what it is you want to hear. Send me a message in confidence, and I’ll get back to you and let you know if it’s something I’ll record for you. Don’t worry if it’s out there – I’ll be impressed if you manage to shock me. Lay it all out and we’ll talk.

Yes, you can. The form that follows your purchase asks you for the name you want to hear me say. You can choose any name you like, and be as detailed (or not) as you want to be. If you have any specifics that aren’t included in the form you send me after your purchase, please contact me as soon as possible to make sure I have your details.

Any purchase made via the store on this site will appear as ‘BF Audios’.

Owing to the demand vs time dynamic, there are a limited number of custom audios available each month. Once demand matches supply, customs won’t be available to order until the following month.

Patrons of either British Filth or British Filth (PRIDE), who subscribe to the appropriate reward tier, get special access to custom audio orders. Their access begins on 5th of every month, five days before public access begins. To stand the best chance of securing your own custom audio, join Patreon and check there for an announcement on 5th or check this page on 10th, and act quickly. Good luck!

The Audios

I’m happy for any audio that’s publicly available to be shared anywhere you like. I just ask that you include a link back to where the original can be found (i.e. give them the opportunity to visit the blog, or this site). Please do not share audios that are exclusive to Patreon, the Complete Collection or private custom audios. If you’re not sure, just ask!

I’m afraid so 😉

When you start to listen to my work, I hope you’ll get the strong impression that things are real. If there’s one thing I want to avoid, it’s being inauthentic. So the things I say, the values I espouse and yes, the sounds and the groans… they’re all genuine and happening as I record each one.

You’ll find me on a number of different platforms, but always under the handle ‘British Filth’. The most regular place I post is on my Patreon page, which you’re welcome to visit and join. You’ll also find condensed versions of my audios on my Tumblr blog. The complete collection of public audios, several unreleased audios, some Q&A’s and archived podcasts is also available and that’s where you’ll find high quality, full length versions of everything I’ve made, other than what I post to Patreon.

Finally, I occasionally contribute to Literotica and several slimmed-down versions of my audios can be found there. If you happen to find my audios anywhere else, please let me know because I won’t have authorised the share and that’s just not cool, man.

Too late!

Look, my audios are made for adults. They usually get very sexually explicit and that means I have to ask you not to listen to them or contact me if you’re younger than 18. There are good reasons for that, and great places for you to find information, advice, somebody to talk to, etc.

Please visit Scarleteen.com – I’ve been in touch with these guys personally, and they’re there for you. I am too, just not quite yet.

Thanks for understanding.

Awesome!  Please send it to me here and I’ll let you know what I think.  I’m very open to requests and suggestions but can’t promise I’ll make them all publicly because they may not have widespread appeal.  We can definitely chat about it, though!

You’ve got a couple of options. Firstly, send me a message and let me know what it is you’d like to hear. I can’t promise I’ll make an audio that will include it, but it might spark an idea that could lead to something similar!

Alternatively, consider purchasing your own audio – something made just for you that only you will hear. You’ll be able to get as specific as you like, including names, phrases, themes and more.

The Complete Audio Collection

Any purchase made via the store on this site will appear as ‘BF Audios’.

The Complete Audio Collection contains the full (often extended), high quality version of every public audio I’ve made. That includes Q&A’s, including those exclusive to this package, all podcasts and some music mixes. The Collection also contains some audios not available anywhere else.

I monitor order daily, so when I see your order arrive, I will set up your access immediately. Owing to the weekend or times I may be away, please allow 72 hours for access, but it will likely be much sooner than that. I’ll let you know via the email you give at the time of booking.

For as long as I am actively creating audios, no. I’ve been doing this since 2007 and have no plans to stop.

Only the audios created for Patreon. Those are not publicly available and are created for the kind people who support this whole thing over there. Please consider visiting and joining my Patreon community.

Audios created for the Vibease product are also not included, because they have been adapted to work specifically with the Vibease product and are only available via their store.

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I’m Matt, the guy behind ‘British Filth’, the writer and creator of the audios.

The audios I make are what you might call ‘positive erotica’.  That is, uplifting, inclusive, feel-good filth.

My blog is a mixture of posts I make myself, and answers to questions I receive through my Tumblr blog and via email.  I ramble, have a tendency to approach things philosophically, and always lean towards empathy, hope and progression.

If something touches you or gives you cause to react, please feel free to comment, share or privately feel good/seethe.

Busy telling Trippa that it’s ok; we’ve all had days we’ve forgotten to put our tongue back in. I still love you.

First orgasm in over a week - boom!!!!!! 💥😈🏆🚀🔥⚡ Flippin' 'eck, that were a whopper. Thank you @BritishFilthUK for your input, just wish you were here for the post-fuck snuggles & inevitable second round!!! 😘

Sometimes the battles are close to home. Let’s remember to care for ourselves.

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