They’re talking weird today, these humans. Telling me I’m won.
I know I’ve won – I’m the Doo!
I was born winning.
But I must have done something extra good today, because today I’m not only won, I also get a treat. Fresh tyunah!! OMG gimme now just gimme already OMFG I want tyunah so bad.
It’s not even tyunahforhyumans, it’s the good shit. The kind of tyunah I can’t eat too much of.
Why am I getting it today? It’s because “I’m won”.
Weirdos.
They also bought me a card. I couldn’t work out what it said. It was just a mess of squiggles. Don’t they know I’m not Welsh?!
It had a cake with one candle on it and there were pictures of balloons.
Naturally, I started ripping it to pieces.
So, a strange day for yours truly. But any day I get this much love is a day I’ll enjoy!