Audios Are So Easy
Sometimes he shuts the door and makes noises. What’s going on in there?! Fucked if I know. I just wait outside and hopefully he’ll play with me when he comes out. The noises are weird, though. They’re like.. UUUGGGHHH and GRRRRRRR and OOOOOOOOO There’s often laughing and he sounds like he’s talking to an old […]
Dis Mine Now
I love saying that. Except, I don’t really say it. I do it. Dis mine now. My favourite is when he’s sitting down, legs out, feet up. Sometimes he’s reading, sometimes he’s eating. Sometimes he’s snoozing, sometimes he’s talking into that rectangular thing he keeps in his pocket. It matters none. I see the lap, […]
Ode to the Green String
Oh Green String, how you tempt me, Bringing joy to days otherwise empty, You compel me with your greenish frays, Indulge me in my kittenish ways. I love to chase your frazzled end, Back and forth through twist and bend. To catch you is my one ambition, Through hallway long, into the kitchen, Then back […]
The Bestest Taste Ever
There was this weird and busy time called crissmus. It meant many new things, including not one but TWO trees in the house and lots of sparkly toys. Anyway, I discovered something that makes me happy and sad at the same time. My tall monkey possesses a special food called ‘tyunahforhyumans’. He brought it out […]
Checking Up
My human said we were going to a check-up and not to worry. Why would I worry? I check up all the time. Just the other day, I was in the middle of cleaning the inner part of my back leg when I felt the urge to check up. I stayed that way so long […]